Alas on this the 5th day of the month of May in the year of our Lord 2015, I Eric of the House of Hagman born of the town of Allen in the royal state of Pennsylvania, do hereby decree that from this day henceforth that no senior shall graduate from the school of Higher learning also known as High School. Upon completion of the grade of 11 all students shall remain in a space time continuum which will eternally lock them into a state of being a senior or better know as being of the grade of 12.
Therefore they will henceforth and forever be frozen in a state of senior which will allow them to continue in the group of youth for the remainder of their lives. Therefore Harper of the House of Dabagian, Kenzie of the House of Mathews, Danielle of the House of Galloway, and Lois of the House of Bouassa will be the first in a long line of princesses of the royal kingdom of St. Mark's to live into this mandated decree.
Many of our fellow brothers and sisters have been lost to us along the way, Ian of the House of Jenrette, the four brothers of House of Derringer, Josh and Alex of the House of Garner, Philip of the House of Kiwanuka, Delaney also of the House of Dabagian, as well as countless other souls. This relentless trend of the loss of seniors must stop upon this very day.
There shall be no need for the throwing of the party of graduation or the walking of the stage. No need for the prank of senior or the doing something poorly because you are not putting enough care or effort into it better known as the slack of senior. There shall be no need for the service of graduation or the salty discharge from the eye better known as crying.
From this day henceforth there shall be no grade or education beyond the year of senior. All youth shall remain in the tender care of their parents and We shall all be joyous and happy for the remainder of our days. We shall all go out into the paths on which the mechanical horseless carriages drive and participate in the ritual of rhythmic motions!
This is my royal word and because of that it is beyond contestation!
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