Please remember that these are just my opinions and I encourage you to form your own. I also encourage you to wait till it comes out at Redbox so you are only spending a dollar on it!
Yesterday we took the youth group to see Noah because we have been talking a lot about the story of Noah this year during youth group. Our theme this year has been stepping outside of the box. We have talk about how we need to step outside of our boxes of our comfort zones to try new things and go out into the world and be the hands and feet of Christ. We talked a lot about how Noah did this by following God and building the ark. This was a huge step for Noah knowing everything that was going to happen with the great flood.
The youth were really excited about seeing the movie and the ark on the big screen. I will say however that this movie is an "outside the box" interpretation of Noah. I believe that it had its good and valid points but overall I had a hard time with the movie especially knowing the story from the bible. Here are the things I took from the movie:
The Biblical Parts:
Noah was in the movie with his wife and their three sons, Ham, Sham, and Japheth.
Noah is a descendant of Seth
Methuselah was the grandfather of Noah
The world was depicted as a cruel and sinful place
There was an ark
There was a great flood
The animals came two by two (ALL of the animals came including the snakes!!! Yikes!!!)
A Raven was sent out to find land
The Dove was sent our and returned with an Olive Branch
Noah got drunk and naked (Surprisingly both in the Bible)
There were references to Adam, Eve, and the Serpent
If you didn't know that Cain killed Abel, you sure did by the end of the movie
The creation story was told with parts of it being biblically based
The parts that made it seem like the Lord of the Rings
Adam and Eve were portrayed as glowing alien beings.
There were rock monsters which were fallen Angels that came down to help mankind after they were considered sinful. The creator encased them in earth/rock and doomed them to roam the earth. They were known as the Guardians. They also helped Noah build the ark.
Methuselah had magical powers of healing and making people fall asleep by simply touching them. He was either a hypnotist or based on someone who comes a little later in the Bible who heals the sick.
Methuselah is the gateway between the Creator and Noah. He gives Noah some drugged drink so that he has the visions of the flood and the ark. If I were Noah I would of thought I was tripping on something instead of seeing what the Creator wanted me to do.
There was a protagonist that is able to chop this way through the side of the ark with a small axe and hide within the ark with Noah and his family.
This protagonist eats one of the animals of the ark, which of course makes the animal extinct. He also kills another animal to get Noah to come down so he can kill him. One of the kids said this animal was a unicorn which I found funny.
There are some funky creatures throughout the movie that are mythical
There are magic glowing rocks that by simply crushing them you are able to make fire, or put them in a hallowed out tube and you have a rocket.
Since there were no pharmacies we have to rely on the magic tea leaves to tell us if someone is pregnant. (I am still not sure how she knew!)
I don't understand why Hermione Granger pull out her wand, flick her wrist and make a boat appear. Ok I know that has nothing to do with the movie, but she will always be Hermione Granger to me!
Things I just didn't like or get
Sham, Ham, and Japheth were young in the movie and didn't have wives.
Noah was by no means a righteous man in this movie. There were plenty of moments that made you question why the Creator would of chosen him.
Noah did not walk with God or have a relationship with him. He was not talked to directly by God but instead through a dream followed by a drug induced out of body experience.
The movie was based on cleanings the earth and starting the world over. This involved the protection and preservation of the innocent animals. Noah did not believe that the Creator wanted mankind to survive because of its sinful ways. He told the family how they would each bury each other until Japheth was the last man on earth and humanity would end.
Noah's hair style changes about 5 times during the movie but no one else's hair changes.
The movie was very eco friendly which I get in one sense but not at the sake of destroying all of mankind.
Things I thought were Interesting
It was a neat concept that they created a smoke from herbs that would calm the animals down and put them to sleep so that they could survive without them attacking each other.
It was pretty cool to see the flood form and the ark battling the rain and flood waters.
The flash backs to earlier stories of the bible were interesting. Some of them weren't accurate but I guess they don't have to be accurate to be interesting.
The new world after the flood was neat to see.
I didn't like the movie which is sad because there was so much potential there. I think there is a lot of ways that Hollywood could of used "movie magic" to depict different things from the Noah story and still keep to the Bible narrative.
As Emily put it as we got up to leave the movie theater, "The book is so much better!" UPDATE: It was Pete that said it, Emily just happened to repeat it louder :) Either way they are both right!
Friday, March 28, 2014
As many of you know one of my favorite TV shows is the Walking Dead. This coming Sunday is the season finale and then I will have to wait over 6 months until it comes back on. This show is about the zombie apocalypse where the zombies roam the earth and attack the living. Although I don't believe that the zombies are the real threat in this new world, maybe that's a different blog post, this post is going to be about the:
The top 10 things not to do during the Zombie Apocalypse!
(Probably makes more sense if you seen the Walking Dead)
10. If you see signs that say "Those who arrive survive" talking about a safe community, do not go there. Turn around and run the opposite way!
9. If come across a town that seems wonderful and great and led by a guy that seems to be genuinely concerned about the people that live there and overly friendly but the town has built an arena where at night they have two people fight each other while tied up zombies are circling around them for entertainment purposes, get out of there! What all the sudden during the zombie apocalypse there aren't basketballs anymore? No one can teach the kids ballet for a recital? No one can play the guitar? You can find nothing else to entertain you? Get out of there as fast as you can. The leader may have an aquarium of zombie heads. I'm just sayin!
8/ Don't walk backwards anywhere. There is no reason to walk backwards. Anytime someone walks backwards they stumble and trip and fall right into a zombie and either die or get hurt. Just don't walk backwards.
7. Don't assume that a zombie is dead. When you are walking around a there is a "dead" zombie on the ground because it isn't moving, don't assume it is! Come on people, that is just a zombie playing possum. The minute you walk past it it's going to bite your leg and we are going to have to cut your leg off so you don't become a zombie. You know what they say about assuming!
6. While searching for food, if you come across a giant can of pudding don't eat it all by yourself. Maybe I want some pudding. What I can't get no pudding? Come on it's the zombie apocalypse, share the pudding!
5. Don't go out at night. Really people don't do it! I mean why would you want to go out at night there are zombies out there! Do you want to die?
4. Remember this simple equation: Closed door = Zombie behind it! So when you go into a house looking for supplies and there is a closed door in front of you, if you got to open it just know there is a zombie behind it so you are prepared!
3. Don't drive a motorcycle. We all know that noise attracts zombies. Could you pick a louder vehicle? It's not a problem while your traveling but the minute you get to you destination your going to have every zombie in a 5 mile radius headed your way.
2. Don't shoot from the hip. When shooting zombies you have to be accurate and hit them in the head. This isn't an action adventure movie where you can shoot from the hip or turn your gun sideways like some sorta zombie killin gangster! Aim down the sights. If I have learned nothing else from playing Call of Duty I have learned to aim down the sights.
1. Never say to someone "I'll be right back..." You won't be!
Wednesday, March 19, 2014
When I was a kid, probably around 10 or 11, my brother and I went for a couple of weeks to stay with my Dad's parents, my grandparents, in Baltimore Maryland. While we were there both my Grandparents had a hard time figuring out what to do with us. My Grandpa would offer me a quarter to rub his head and then would fall asleep in the chair and start snoring. I always stopped after he fell asleep because I knew I had earned my quarter. My Grandmother would have us help in the kitchen. She loved to make this sweet, and I mean sweet, applesauce so my brother and I would help her out.
I spent most of the time in the backyard trying to catch the rabbit that was eating from my grandparents garden. I set up a trap for it. It was a box with a stick holding up one side of it. I tied a rope to the stick. I then placed carrots and lettuce under the box and waited behind the lawn chairs for the rabbit to come. I did this every day but the rabbit never would go under the box. It was so frustrating.
This however is not the secret that I have carried all these years. Here it is. To keep my brother and I under control, like we were unruly or something, my Grandpa went to the store and bought us each a sleeve of gumballs. There were about 10 gumballs in each sleeve. He showed them to us and told us that if we were good each day we could have one gumball. He then tacked our "Good boy Gumballs" as he called them above the door to the kitchen.
My brother and I were good for the first couple of days and we got our gumballs. It was a good system that my Grandpa worked out. Each day we got rewarded for being good. Here's the thing, my brother and I were very sneaky. On about the third day when my Grandparents had decided to take a nap, my brother and I found our way into the kitchen. I took a chair from the kitchen table and my brother stood outside the kitchen door keeping watch.
I moved the chair over to the doorway and stepped up onto it. This gave me enough height to reach the top of the "Good boy Gumballs". I opened my brother's pack and asked him what flavor he wanted, he said, "cherry!" So I slipped out all the gumballs until I got to a cherry one and I tossed it to him and then placed all the rest of his gumballs back into his pack. I then got mine down and got a grape one. I tacked both of the packs back up, slide the chair back under the table and my brother and I retreated to the basement to watch TV and chew our illegally acquired gumballs.
We were never caught, Grandpa never counted how many gumballs there were and we never did it again.
Wow, thanks so much for letting me get that off my chest! It has been eating at me for years!
At least maybe you got a laugh out of it!
Sunday, March 16, 2014
The other day I was taking a shower and I noticed a drop of water slowly rolling down the wall. It was very slow and deliberate in its path as it rolled down the wall, that is until it met with another drop of water. Once the two drops connected, the original drop was larger and moved so much faster down the wall. The more drops that connected the faster that new drop traveled down the wall until it reached the bottom and ultimately went down the drain.
It made me start to think about people and their everyday problems. As we go through our day, we often encounter a problem or situation that makes us feel uneasy. If we only have that one problem during our day we can usually deal with it because it moves slowly and there is only one thing to worry about. If that problem however is met with another issue or problem then things get harder. The more issues and problems we have the harder our day gets and the faster our day turns from a good day to a bad day.
We can all handle one problem at a time but when life starts to hand us multiple issues and problems our life gets harder. I call this the droplet effect. For every problem (drop) we accumulate, the faster our problems drive us down until we are drained of all energy.
I can think of specific days when the droplet effect has greatly influenced my day and I felt myself drained of energy and at my lowest point. It is a very lonely and sad place to be. However here is the good news, the next day washes us clean and we start anew. A new day gives us the opportunity to attack each problem separately and keeps us from being dragged down so fast by a bunch of problems.
We can lift our problems to God and know that he is there for us and he will watch over us to make sure that we don't become overwhelmed. We can ask him for help when the droplets start to run together.
Know that there is always tomorrow, a new day filled with hope. If we allow ourselves to stay down too long because of the droplet effect, we may never be able to pull ourselves back out again!
Now that she's back in the atmosphere
With drops of Jupiter in her hair, hey, hey, hey
She acts like summer and walks like rain
Reminds me that there's a time to change, hey, hey, hey
With drops of Jupiter in her hair, hey, hey, hey
She acts like summer and walks like rain
Reminds me that there's a time to change, hey, hey, hey
Drops of Jupiter: By Train
Thursday, March 13, 2014
I am an avid gamer. Some of you know that some of you don't. In fact it was some of my youth that first introduced me to online video games. I love to play. I especially love to play Call of Duty. I enjoy all the aspects of the game but I really enjoy the online multiplayer part of it.
The only problem that I have with the online part of the game is the fact that anyone with a microphone can say anything they want to. They can use fowl language, pick on each other, or just sing into the microphone. I can deal with it because I can mute it and I'm an adult but when you are online and someone has bought Call of Duty for their 10 year and they are cursing into the microphone, it just doesn't feel right.
You can't imagine how many times I have heard little kids cursing and talking about people's mothers, sex, and using the N word. It is horrible. I usually mute other players unless I know them.
Recently I have become friends with 2 other gamers. They are both in college and I enjoy playing with them because we play as a team and they don't curse every other word. We often play for hours on end and have great conversations about life and what's going on with each other.
The other day I was talking with one of them and he said to me,
"Hokie (Hokie708 is my screen name) what do you do for a living?"
I was a little scared about this question at first because not that I didn't want to admit that I worked for a church and with youth, but I didn't want to scary him away because he didn't really know me and we were just having a good time while playing a video game. Ultimately I decided that I was going to be truthful and let the cards fall were they may. I said;
"Cuddie (Cuddiesforreal is his screen name). I work for a United Methodist Church in Raleigh NC, and I am the Director of Youth Ministries."
"Really? said Cuddy, "And you play video games?"
"Yes I do!" I said, "And I really enjoy playing games, in fact I actually have had some great conversations with my youth while playing video games. They have a tendency to get so involved in the game that they are very relaxed when I talk to them about other things going on in their lives that they don't seem to care how much they share. I guess in a way it is a great way for me to minister to my youth."
"That's pretty cool. I went to youth group when I was in High School and I really enjoyed it. I loved my youth pastor and am really thankful for the advice he gave me over the years. I miss it."
"Have you been to church lately?" I asked.
"No, you know the college thing, but maybe I should go. Do you think God is mad at me for not going?"
"No, I don't think God is mad at you, I just know that he wants to be in relationship with you and if we step away from church for too long it makes it harder for us to come back. You should go or maybe there is a bible study or Christian group on campus that you can get involved with." I said.
"That's a good point. I am going to have to think about that. You know that I am going into the Army after college right?"
"Yep, you mentioned that." I said.
"I am excited but a little scared at the same time."
" I am sure that it is scary. I tell you what, why don't we take a break from playing for a minute and let's pray about it." I said.
"That sounds good, let's do that."
So we spent the next few minutes in prayer together. I prayed for him and then he prayed. Who would of known that in the virtual world of video games, God was right there with us. We met because of playing a video game online and now we have a connection that is greater than playing video games together. Thank you God for being there and thank you for allowing me to share with someone I don't really even know! I hope we continue to be in contact for a long time!
Wednesday, March 12, 2014
Yesterday I went to my first High School Lacrosse match. Casey a freshman, started for the Varsity team last night. She did a great job with a some tenacious defense! She looked great with her white headband and her lacrosse stick wrapped in pink tape. It was a great game, close at the half but in the end Millbrook was victorious by over 10 goals!
After the game was over Casey came over and gave me a big hug and told me all about it. She was grinning ear to ear when she ran off the field and was so excited to be in the game and even more excited to start.
I was really proud of her. Although she is only on Varsity right now because of an injury to another player, she is taking advantage of it. The fact that she started leads me to believe that it will be hard for them to send her back down to JV. Casey has a great work ethic and when she wants something she goes after it! I don't know if I know of another teenager that has their life planned out the way that Casey does. She is going to go far in life because of that planning and her work ethic.
I don't know much about Lacrosse in fact I have to ask Scott a lot of questions when I go to a game. I told them last night that I have 4 years to understand the game so I am going to make them count!
It was fun to sit underneath the lights on a Tuesday night when it was near 80 degrees and watch someone that is passionate about their sport. I hope there are a lot more nights like last night! I can't wait to watch her again!
Tuesday, March 11, 2014
Monday nights are awesome and a lot of fun!
A couple of years ago we started to play pick up basketball. It started out with myself and some of the youth but it quickly evolved into adult pickup basketball. We come together around 7:00 pm and play basketball for over 2 hours every Monday night. Last night we had 17 people show up to play in our little gym! This morning when I finally got out of bed I could barely walk until after I got a nice warm shower. My body is very stiff after we play and often I consume a lot of Ibuprofen on Tuesdays but it is definitely worth the pain. The thing is it's not the actually playing that is worth the pain.
Don't get me wrong I love to play basketball and I definitely need the exercise but what I truly enjoy is the relationships that have been built from playing pick up basketball on Monday nights. I have met a lot of men in the church through playing basketball on Monday nights. I love working with the youth of the church but it is all consuming sometimes. There isn't much time to get to know people within the church because of the time and attention that is required of me by the youth.
I love my job and I love my kids but I really love playing basketball with the adults of the church. I enjoy having adult conversations and learning a lot about the other men of the church. This has been one of the outlets for me to truly get to know some other gentlemen in the church.
This adult pickup basketball has also been a gateway for some families to join the church. Men have come and enjoyed themselves and gotten to know people and have then brought their families to church on Sunday. It has been an interesting way to get more people involved in the life of the church.
I am very thankful for the friendships I have formed while playing pick up basketball on Monday nights. God gives us so many opportunities to get to know people and invite them into relationship with him, why not do that with a basketball in your hands?
So warm up my heating pad, get me some Ibuprofen, and make sure there is warm water for my shower because I plan to play a lot of basketball!